Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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