i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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