You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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