You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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