Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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