I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
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Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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