Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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