look no pants
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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