what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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