Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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