i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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