Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there's paper in my vomit.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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