Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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