We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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