That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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