Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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