You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
