i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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