let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
false alarm. still invincible.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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