Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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