PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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