Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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