Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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