There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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