out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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