theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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