508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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