Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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