Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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