it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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