Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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