Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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