omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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