Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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