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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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