There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
