Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think my moral compass just broke
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