i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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