just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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