it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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