I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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