I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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