im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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