Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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