Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
