Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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