You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i jhust puked up my retainher.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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