I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
