Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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