Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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