Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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