Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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