I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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