She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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