I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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