i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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