i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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