your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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