ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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