Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I have fence marks all over my body
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.