This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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