Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
where are you?
Hypothermia
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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